1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,961 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:07,136 The alien implant is gone. 3 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,398 It looked like a little piece of glass. 4 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:10,096 Give me a simple yes or no. 5 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,836 Is that Kate's baby? 6 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,012 She was taken by aliens, 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,143 and then we were on a spaceship, 8 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:16,015 which is actually inside the moon. 9 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,060 I'm starting to remember. 10 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,496 She was there. 11 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:21,194 So how does this time travel thing work? 12 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,805 I'll have you back to 1870 in no time. 13 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,198 1970! 14 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,896 The Greys stole my alien energy. 15 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:31,117 I need it back to kill the Mantid, to save Earth. 16 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:32,857 Max took Bridget. 17 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:35,034 I think he's trying to catch the Mantid. 18 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,558 Huh? Oh, hey, guys. 19 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:38,863 Heather. 20 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:42,128 Honey, I'm home. 21 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,697 ♪ We started making out 22 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:48,569 ♪ And she took off my pants 23 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,137 ♪ But then I turned on the TV ♪ 24 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:54,531 ♪ And that's about the time she walked away from me ♪ 25 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:57,621 ♪ Nobody likes you when you're 23 ♪ 26 00:00:57,622 --> 00:01:00,189 ♪ And are still more amused by TV shows ♪ 27 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,756 ♪ What the hell is ADD? 28 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,975 ♪ My friends say I should act my age ♪ 29 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:07,675 ♪ What's my age again? 30 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,073 Hey. 31 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,291 Hey, D'Arce. 32 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,727 What are you doing out here? 33 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,555 You don't wanna to welcome me home? 34 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:21,776 My parents are gonna be welcomed home 35 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,821 by a broken toilet and urine on their bed. 36 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,088 How's your fancy Vermont ski school? 37 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,655 It's good. 38 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:32,656 I don't know. 39 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:36,443 I miss home. 40 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:39,750 Actually, I missed you. 41 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,100 I missed you, too, bud. 42 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,233 No, dummy, I mean, I-- 43 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:49,325 I really missed you. 44 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:52,589 I like you. Like, missed you. 45 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,809 I thought you were dating all those ski guys? 46 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:57,768 Well, yeah, but they're all kind of dumb. 47 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,335 Hot, though. They're really hot. 48 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,250 There was one model-- 49 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,947 Please stop. 50 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:08,083 Those guys aren't you. 51 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,303 You're serious? 52 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:13,175 I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta. 53 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,698 Vomit comet. 54 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,310 Boot and bomb it. 55 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,183 D'Arce! 56 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,750 Guys! 57 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:23,881 Judy, what the hell? 58 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:26,841 Somebody called the cops! 59 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,495 Run! 60 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,506 Ow! 61 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,565 Say hi to your daddy, kids. 62 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:57,088 Hi! 63 00:02:57,089 --> 00:03:01,484 Harry, I'd like you to meet Charles, Aidan, Hayden, 64 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:05,619 Polly, Bloof, and Harry Jr. 65 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,055 Oh. 66 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:11,494 Well, they--they definitely have their daddy's nose. 67 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:14,323 Something feels different about my Heather. 68 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,107 Harry, look, I know. 69 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:17,239 I know, okay? I get it. 70 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,241 It's a lot. 71 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,156 But I really do think that you're gonna be a great father. 72 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:22,853 And I just-- 73 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,681 I have to tell you that I've thought about you 74 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:27,554 every single day since I left. 75 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:30,774 I have thought about you, too, my love. 76 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:31,906 It's true. 77 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,516 I still love her as much as before. 78 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,301 But something is missing. 79 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,128 Is it because she left? 80 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:39,305 Is it because she betrayed me? 81 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,958 You're the love of my life, 82 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:45,441 and I am so, so sorry. 83 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,964 Oh, that's it. 84 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:50,141 Now that I am human, I find her face repulsive. 85 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:51,230 Ugh. 86 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,406 Ooh. 87 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,582 You know who caused all this? 88 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:58,280 It was that Hybrid Grey Joseph. - Oh. 89 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,282 He threatened my family, Harry, 90 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,718 and I--I didn't know what to do. 91 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:04,068 But I--I can't run anymore. 92 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,245 She looks like a haunted piece of taxidermy. 93 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,550 Ugh. 94 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,551 Well, Joseph will not be a problem. 95 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:09,857 He only has one arm. 96 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:10,945 He no longer works for the Greys. 97 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,338 He's ugly. 98 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:16,124 I mean, unlike you, who is the opposite of ugly. 99 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:18,257 Is there also a smell? 100 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,954 Harry, I'll never leave you again. 101 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,434 You're the most incredible, 102 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:24,088 beautiful being I have ever met. 103 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:28,310 And you--and you are also... 104 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,269 beautiful. - Aww. 105 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:34,534 I love how your--your eyes just bulge out from your face, 106 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:37,928 like a--like a fish, but a bird. 107 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,016 Aww. 108 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,542 No, no. Oh! 109 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,457 Oh-ho, your breath, it's-- 110 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:47,460 your breath is very... 111 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,244 gamey. - Hmm. 112 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,770 You know what, that's Mantid. 113 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,425 Sorry, I totally forgot to mention this. 114 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,732 I killed a Mantid, ate his guts. 115 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,082 Asta was out there. I saved her damn life. 116 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,998 She did not thank me, so kind of messed up. 117 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,305 You killed the Mantid? 118 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,002 - Yeah. - That is great news! 119 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:10,178 It's outside under the canoe, FYI. 120 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,832 Yeah, I saved you some guts. 121 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,224 Are you hungry? 122 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,578 I mean, yum. Yum, yum, yum. 123 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:19,970 But not now, I think. 124 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,494 Not now, not now. 125 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,974 Okay, I'll put it in here for safekeeping. 126 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,541 Are you serious? 127 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,457 Look, Harry, I know you don't know if you can trust me. 128 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,546 I just wanna tell you that I love you. 129 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,983 And I hope that someday you can forgive me. 130 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:36,465 Of course, I forgive you, my love. 131 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,728 Thank you. 132 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,730 Not again. No. Ugh. 133 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,428 I'm gonna keep my eyes closed 134 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:46,127 so I don't get distracted by all that beauty. 135 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:50,174 My love, what if we were to reunite in human form? 136 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,741 Oh. 137 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:54,396 Yes, because you were a human when you left me. 138 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,442 And we could just pretend. 139 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,400 If you take a human form now, 140 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,707 it will be like nothing ever happened. 141 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,405 Like time has gone backwards. 142 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,189 That is so romantic. 143 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,495 Yes! 144 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:09,846 I will see you in the bedroom. 145 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:12,415 Oh, I love it when you rub your... 146 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,810 I wanna say, fuzz around your beak. 147 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,812 Yeah, that's my face fuzz. 148 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,291 It definitely doesn't make your head look 149 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,032 like a moldy piece of fruit. 150 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,120 Hey, Harry. 151 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,209 I'm drenched. 152 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,264 Wow. 153 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,483 That was a lot. 154 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,267 Yeah. 155 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:42,662 Sorry, the giant praying mantis attack or going back in time? 156 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,925 How is me coming here to talk about a plan for the baby 157 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:47,318 who was raised on a spaceship the most normal part 158 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:49,016 of this conversation? 159 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:53,194 We don't have a plan--yet. Sorry. 160 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,239 I know, I know. I get it. 161 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,634 I can't stop thinking about how awful this whole thing is. 162 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,810 But it's too dangerous. 163 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,899 The Greys are still watching Ben and Kate. 164 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,989 It's obvious from the cameras I planted all over their house. 165 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:08,862 Okay, again, I am an officer of the court. 166 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:11,212 Please stop telling me how you two are breaking the law! 167 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,083 Who's breaking the law? 168 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:15,652 These two, all the time with all their alien stuff. 169 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,570 But obviously... 170 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:25,095 a protest to bring attention 171 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:30,579 to undocumented immigrants is-- is very great. 172 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:33,277 So you two should keep doing that. 173 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,541 Well, let me know when the next one is. 174 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,803 I'll come with. 175 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:39,632 Cool. 176 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:40,676 She doesn't know? 177 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,199 Of course she doesn't know. 178 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,810 Well, apparently, everyone else knows. 179 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,899 I said I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 180 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,379 You know, it would just be nice to feel included, 181 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,947 especially when aliens are trying to kill us all. 182 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,383 Oh, well, good news, 183 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,689 because Harry needs us to come 184 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,386 get rid of that Mantid alien body. 185 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:58,477 So, you wanna come? 186 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,000 Pass. 187 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,132 All right. 188 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,569 We were just trying to include you. 189 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,875 - That's what you said. - Yeah. 190 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,791 Make sure you get the praying mantis prayer hands right, 191 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:11,577 and also these things. 192 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,580 Oh, and of course, those big old eyes. 193 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,930 And remember, they're not front-headed eyes. 194 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:20,324 They're side-headed eyes, like two big-ass security cameras. 195 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,935 You know, the--the bulgy kind. 196 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,894 The ones you see, like, up in a yogurt shop in the corner. 197 00:08:24,895 --> 00:08:26,853 I'm still trying to capture the, 198 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,855 "He was standing like a man who just found out his roommate 199 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,813 wore his favorite pants." 200 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,162 Well, look, Deputy, I can't help it 201 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:34,164 if I'm a master of the simile, all right? 202 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,557 And why are you being so surly, huh? 203 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,298 I told you in that cave, I said, 204 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,169 "Don't drink that water 'cause you gonna have to piss. 205 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,084 And then you probably gonna miss out on seeing an alien." 206 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:42,346 You remember that? 207 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:43,957 I don't remember that. 208 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,480 Huh. 209 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,703 Ooh! 210 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:54,184 Now, Deputy, that there is a work of art. 211 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,404 Who's peeing now? 212 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,885 Not me. Hi, Debra. 213 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,364 Third call this week 214 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,976 about a metal Sasquatch up on the mountain. 215 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,805 Okay, uh, why don't you go ahead and put in that file 216 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:08,372 I set up called "Wackadoodles and Rooster Complaints." 217 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,158 Thank you, Debra. 218 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,291 And you heard that, right? 219 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,771 You'll need to tell your cyborg Sasquatch friend 220 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,120 he needs to be a little more stealthy. 221 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:18,731 All right, the last thing we need 222 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,603 is more people going around reporting seeing weird things. 223 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,996 Hell, we already got an alien that can 224 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,867 see how much yogurt you got. 225 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,217 I'm assuming you haven't told Lena? 226 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,568 Have I told Lena that the killer's an alien? 227 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,221 Hell no. 228 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,875 I don't need her looking at me the way I used to look at you. 229 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,878 No, no one needs that. 230 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:39,229 But you know you're not crazy. 231 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,279 No, I am not. 232 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:05,778 Mantid Removal Experts LLC at your service. 233 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,606 Just kidding. We've never done this before. 234 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,259 We're not experts. 235 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,261 We're also not an LLC. 236 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,829 Hey, how's everything with Heather? 237 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,614 Is she-- 238 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,311 Oh! - Oh, Charles! 239 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:20,009 What the hell is that? 240 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,272 That is one of our darling children. 241 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:26,625 You should organize a large group gift like a stroller, 242 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,758 as we have plenty of bibs and worms. 243 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,848 Hi, Asta. Hi, D'Arcy. 244 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,329 I see you guys met the kiddos. 245 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,289 Where's Charles? 246 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,683 Oh, he-- 247 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,686 Bridget! Bridget! 248 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,645 No! No! 249 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,472 You drop it! Drop! 250 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,215 Drop it! Drop it! 251 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,347 Ah! 252 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,478 Ha-ha! 253 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:55,610 There we go. 254 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:56,698 You! 255 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,482 He was playing. He was playing. 256 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,832 Looked more like eating. 257 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,529 Bet you want him back now, don't-- 258 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,661 Go play outside! 259 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,054 I bet you do. I bet you do. 260 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,708 But you don't even need bath toys, do you, 261 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,841 'cause you're your own rubber ducky? 262 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,451 Yes, you are. 263 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,409 Yes, you are, little baby. 264 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,802 Bridget is a bad-- 265 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,717 Okay. I can see your faces. 266 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,414 Do not say anything. 267 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,329 Oh, I wanna say, like, a thousand things. 268 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,942 So you're gonna raise alien bird babies 269 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,204 even though you're human? 270 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,206 Shh! 271 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,816 Heather does not know that I am human, 272 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,035 and you will not tell her because you will 273 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,210 ruin everything if you do. 274 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,995 You have to tell her the truth. 275 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,475 Maybe she'll be okay with it. 276 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,737 I do not know if she would 277 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,739 because I will not be telling her. 278 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,828 Everything is perfect right now. 279 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,831 Hey, Harry, could you hand me that bag? 280 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,877 Just so you guys know, I'm still nursing, 281 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,008 and I need to pump. 282 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,749 Get it, girl. Yeah. 283 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,230 - Total respect. - Nice. 284 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,208 I thought more was coming, but it wasn't. 285 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,254 Oh, boy! 286 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,303 Oh! 287 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,522 Big load. 288 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,871 Uh-huh. 289 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,786 - Okay. - Huh. 290 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,310 All set for tomorrow. 291 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:31,793 Oh, yeah, yeah, everything's perfect. 292 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:32,969 Oh! 293 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,628 The babies take after their father. 294 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,370 You can really see it in their cloacas. 295 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,154 Nope. I'm good. 296 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,983 Mm. You're a good mother. 297 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,159 You are a good daddy. 298 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,035 So, what's going on, Daddy? 299 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:59,342 Do you have a gift for Mommy today? 300 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,822 Oh, I got a gift. 301 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,215 It's the gift I've been giving ya. 302 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,520 Oh. 303 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,826 I give it, and I take it back. 304 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,002 Okay, well, give it. 305 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,874 I'll give it. 306 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,092 I'll regift it. 307 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,702 Yeah, regift it to me. 308 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,314 But I have a gift receipt so I can take it back. 309 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,881 But I'll give it again. 310 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,491 Well, the store is demanding all merchandise 311 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,580 be brought to the store. - Mmm. 312 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,974 And then we're gonna shove it right back 313 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,279 at the people who bought it. 314 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,238 You might wanna take yours back. 315 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,892 It's got a crack in it. 316 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,284 Oh! 317 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:31,070 It's under warranty, so it might have a recall. 318 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,375 All right? 319 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,377 - Well, you bought it on sale. - Okay. 320 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,205 So the warranty doesn't count. 321 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,033 Hey! Hey! 322 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,382 Maybe not in front of the kids. 323 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,907 They know where they came from! 324 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,257 I mean not in front of me. 325 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,301 Okay. 326 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,650 Wow. 327 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,739 So great you're back together. 328 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,395 But also, there's a dead Mantid under your canoe. 329 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,136 That's not a problem. 330 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,139 I mean, we can just bury it and put a headstone on top of it 331 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,185 that says, "RIP, you dick." 332 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,577 Mm-hmm. 333 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:03,406 But we will not be doing that because we 334 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:06,018 need to exchange gifts. 335 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,281 Mm-hmm. 336 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,370 Oy. 337 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,414 Stick it out! 338 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,947 You know, we'll just take care of it. 339 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,775 I actually know exactly who to call to dig a grave. 340 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,038 Ugh. 341 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,127 Huh? 342 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,781 You came to the right gal for grave-digging. 343 00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,827 When I worked at the cemetery in high school, 344 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,395 the guys called me Deep Hole Judy, 345 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:38,485 'cause that was my nickname when I got there. 346 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,488 You weren't creeped out working at a cemetery? 347 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,446 No, not usually. 348 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:48,625 There was this one ghost with a Southern accent. 349 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,889 Boo. 350 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,934 Hey, does this have anything to do 351 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,458 with that serial killer that's on the loose? 352 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,460 - Nah. - Of course not. 353 00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,333 You know what? No, do not tell me. 354 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,335 I only need to know three things-- 355 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,164 width, height, depth. 356 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,949 Uh, 4 by 9 by 6? 357 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,648 You gotta a 4x9x6er coming right up. 358 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,608 ♪ Judy's diggin' a big old hole ♪ 359 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,957 ♪ Who's going in? 360 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,306 ♪ I don't know 361 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,568 ♪ I didn't ask questions 362 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,961 ♪ It's better that way 363 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:23,052 ♪ Does kissing a girl once make you gay? ♪ 364 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,620 Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing. 365 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,709 And you're sure that you saw D'Arcy on the ship? 366 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,843 For the hundredth time, yes, she was on that ship. 367 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:37,326 It's--it's like I had these memories that were lost, 368 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:40,155 but they're beginning to come back. 369 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,505 She was there. 370 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,073 Okay, well, then this can only mean one thing. 371 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,988 Exactly. 372 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,512 - D'Arcy was abducted. - D'Arcy's an alien. 373 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,906 Two very different things. 374 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,690 Wait. 375 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:57,042 What if D'Arcy is like me, and she had a baby that was 376 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,958 abducted before it was born? 377 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,133 Wow. 378 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,744 That's possible. 379 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,834 Gotta hand it to Agent Gardner, 380 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,662 jumping into a case in progress, 381 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:12,448 having to navigate all the pre-existing team dynamics. 382 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,233 But everyone seems to love Jules. 383 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,626 She just really seems to be fitting right in. 384 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,368 Yeah, mm-hmm. 385 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,327 Okay. 386 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,720 There's been something you've wanted to tell me all night. 387 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,809 Can we just get it over with? Let me guess. 388 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,550 You hate Jules being on this case. 389 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,030 Well, no. 390 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,337 You remember that-- that story you told me 391 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:35,080 about your son playing with the Magna-Tiles, right? 392 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,038 He was--he was real young, and he was--he was throwing 393 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,431 them all around somehow? 394 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,259 One of them landed right on its edge? 395 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,390 Yeah, best day of his life. 396 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,044 Yeah, it was crazy, right? 397 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,003 It was like a--like a one in a million shot, right? 398 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,005 But you saw it with your own eyes, right? 399 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:51,139 So sometimes things that are crazy, they happen, 400 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,099 but they're real, right? 401 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,057 Um... 402 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,799 apropos of that, 403 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,280 Deputy Liv and I have reason to believe 404 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:07,460 that the serial killer that we're tracking is... 405 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:11,203 is an alien creature that resembles an 8-foot 406 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,248 humanoid praying mantis. 407 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,511 You're kidding. 408 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,383 I'm not. 409 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:20,603 I saw it with my own eyes, chomping on a deer, okay? 410 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,388 And the reason I needed to tell you 411 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,782 is because as we move forward, we're gonna need to exercise 412 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,697 an extreme amount of caution. 413 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:32,180 You saw this thing, this giant praying mantis? 414 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,747 That's right, in the woods. 415 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:37,099 Listen, I saw an alien. 416 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,450 I also see your face. 417 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:42,930 I see what you did there. 418 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,758 But all you did was go from skeptical face 419 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,673 to neutral face, right? That doesn't help me. 420 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,457 I want belief face. 421 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,937 What do you want me to say? 422 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:53,114 I want you to say that you believe me. 423 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,814 Wow! 424 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,555 So, wow. Okay, that's how it is. 425 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,949 You know what? 426 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,865 Fine. 427 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,348 I forgot you drove. 428 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,784 I'm not trying to jog 12 miles. 429 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,220 Wouldn't expect you to. 430 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:15,136 Okay, so we'll just have an angry car ride back? 431 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,660 Now, that I definitely believe. 432 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,534 Oh! Okay. 433 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,231 That she believes. Okay. 434 00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,424 Ho! 435 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:46,167 I mean, this grave is flawless. 436 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,953 These corners are, like, exactly 90 degrees. 437 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,826 How could she wear daily contact lenses for a month 438 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,871 but also do this? 439 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,308 I don't know. 440 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,572 She can barely button her shirt right half the time. 441 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,748 Okay. 442 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,664 One, two, three! 443 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,709 Ugh! 444 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,189 Okay. 445 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,625 All right. 446 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,672 That's the Mantid off our to-do list. 447 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,242 Next up, Ben and Kate's baby? 448 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,592 Okay, you know we can't take her back yet. 449 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,724 Yeah, I know. 450 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,423 The situation is just driving me insane. 451 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:27,208 I know things are really bad right now, 452 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,470 but we just have to stay the course 453 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,907 and know everything is gonna be okay. 454 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,217 Did Judy send you a survey? 455 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,219 Yeah. I gave her five stars. 456 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,873 I mean, look at this. 457 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,397 Yeah, same. 458 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,096 - Hey. - Hmm? 459 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,881 Remember, be subtle, okay? 460 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:51,014 We can't tip her off that we're on to her. 461 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,407 Hi. 462 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,062 Hey. Day drink date? 463 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,672 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, yeah. 464 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,110 Remember when you said I was abducted by aliens? 465 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,506 Sorta. 466 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,074 I remember that I joke around a lot. 467 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,250 And also, I'm drunk a lot. 468 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,426 So who knows what I've said? - Right? 469 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,950 And who knows what Ben is saying half the time. 470 00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,517 Am I right? Or why. 471 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,345 - That's good. - Why he's saying it. 472 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,739 - All right. - Yeah, right. 473 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,916 Oh, you know, you guys need to try the special margaritas. 474 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,397 I will be right back. 475 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,269 What the hell was that? 476 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,792 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 477 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,229 I took a shot. 478 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,361 You missed. 479 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,759 - Mmm. - Mmm. 480 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,283 Sorry, he's--he's all into aliens right now 481 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,980 because we watched a documentary 482 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,591 about aliens recently. 483 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:48,507 Yeah, it was wild stuff. It was on recently. 484 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,856 - I said that. - Mm-hmm. 485 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,772 The documentary is about how these aliens, 486 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,514 they abduct babies from women's wombs. 487 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:58,734 And then they--they take the womb babies, 488 00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,781 and they raise them on spaceships. 489 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,000 Hoo, boy! 490 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,263 Can you believe that? 491 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,613 I can't believe it. 492 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,136 And I won't. 493 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:14,837 You gotta wonder who makes these things up these days. 494 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:17,144 I've never had a baby. 495 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,319 So I don't--I'm not in the headspace. 496 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,842 Or have you? 497 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,976 And you would not know if an alien had already taken it. 498 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:26,066 Well, honey, she would know if she was pregnant, at least. 499 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,895 Well, hang on, I think that that's an HR violation 500 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,375 to ask if she was pregnant. 501 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,638 Okay, well, we're not in an office. 502 00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,987 And I didn't ask. 503 00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:36,859 I just said it hypothetically. 504 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,034 Have you been pregnant? 505 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,688 Okay, that's an HR violation. 506 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,125 Yeah, it is. 507 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,737 And I'm pretty triggered. 508 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,783 I'm gonna get some air. 509 00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,704 Womb babies? 510 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,190 Ooh! 511 00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,278 That is my jacket. 512 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:05,672 Thank you. 513 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,457 I could not find a blanket. 514 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,677 I do not like being cold. 515 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,679 So is this what you do every time 516 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,202 you refer a patient to Braddock? 517 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:19,032 Which, according to our records, is 90% of the time. 518 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:23,384 I am human now, with a stupid human brain just like yours. 519 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,647 I cannot learn how to operate on a diseased 520 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,780 gallbladder in five seconds. 521 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,957 My patients should be grateful I'm hiding from them. 522 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,046 But you're still taking therapy sessions. 523 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:37,224 Therapy is just listening to complaints. 524 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,791 Okay. 525 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:43,273 So this late session that you scheduled with Ben tonight 526 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,406 is about his mental health, right, 527 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,539 and not about you avoiding Heather so you don't 528 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,192 have to tell her you're a human? 529 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,761 I'm supposed to be the fake therapist, not you. 530 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:57,810 Harry, you can't keep doing this. 531 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:03,250 Real relationships are built on honesty. 532 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,860 If you hide parts of yourself, 533 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,862 then you're not being authentic. 534 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:10,475 And Heather deserves to know who you really are. 535 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:14,566 Or does she deserve to be happy? 536 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,611 Because if I never tell her I'm human 537 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:19,440 and she always stays in her human form, 538 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,964 then we will both be happy. 539 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,880 Ben and Kate know I was on the ship! 540 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,673 - They said that? - No. 541 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:35,804 But they know about the baby, 542 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:36,892 and they know I know about the baby. 543 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,807 Mrs. Mayor knows about the baby. 544 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,983 It came out in a hypnosis session. 545 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:44,465 I assume that she told Mr. Mayor during one of their 546 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:48,861 leather-clad, oily, sexy, nipple-clamp sex adventures. 547 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,080 Why didn't you tell us? 548 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:53,953 Because their sex life is private 549 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:55,041 between their doctor and their patient. 550 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,825 I respect that. - About the baby. 551 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,392 Oh. 552 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:02,178 Maybe I was in a Grey jail on the moon for a month. 553 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:04,442 Does Kate know I have anything to do with it? 554 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,052 No. 555 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:09,403 She only has memories from before she saw you on the ship. 556 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:12,493 But it is possible that the other memories 557 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,496 are starting to come back on their own. 558 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,456 So they know the Greys took the baby. 559 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,502 We have to tell them, that she's safe at least. 560 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,417 Why don't you just put the baby in an envelope 561 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:25,419 and mail it straight to the Greys? 562 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,769 He's right. 563 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:30,163 We saw the orbs interrogating her. 564 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:33,558 If we tell Kate that the baby is okay, the Greys will know. 565 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:36,952 And then they'll just come after us to get the baby. 566 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,955 So we're just not doing anything? 567 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,261 How are we okay with this? 568 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:43,959 Is nobody else bothered by this? 569 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,961 Yes, I am bothered by it. 570 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,615 But mostly, I'm cold. 571 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,969 And this jacket fits like a glove. 572 00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,193 Get out. 573 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:02,935 You sure this is the spot Mike saw the Mantid? 574 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,285 Yeah, I recognize the tree I was behind. 575 00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,896 It was the perfect pea tree, 576 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:10,595 two small limbs like handlebars. 577 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,335 How do you even know it's gonna come back here? 578 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:16,165 I don't, but we have to try something. 579 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,428 Lena's gonna get hurt if we can't prove to her 580 00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:20,169 what's really out there. 581 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,781 I feel like maybe this is 20% about Lena 582 00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:24,478 and 80% about you getting a photo 583 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:27,699 so you can finally see an alien. 584 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,484 90% the last one. 585 00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:33,922 Everyone gets to see an alien but me. 586 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,968 Even you saw the Loch Ness Monster 587 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,578 during your semester abroad. 588 00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:42,540 Are you sure it wasn't just a big log? 589 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,803 I thought we were supposed to be supportive of each other? 590 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,500 I know. Sorry. 591 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:48,938 I'm just jealous. 592 00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,899 Hmm. 593 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,857 Hi! 594 00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,816 How was your day? 595 00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:59,427 I'm a human! 596 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:03,038 It was okay. 597 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,431 There was a fly in my office. 598 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,998 Ooh! 599 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:09,218 That must have been so hard for you, human. 600 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:11,873 You must have been so annoyed. 601 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,658 You like this human stuff, huh? 602 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,050 Okay. 603 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,486 Well, I'm human right now. 604 00:26:16,487 --> 00:26:18,837 Let's go work up an appetite before dinner. 605 00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:20,578 No, no. 606 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,711 Heather, my darling... 607 00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,584 I'm actually a human now. 608 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:32,415 The Greys, they stole my energy. 609 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:35,897 I no longer have an alien form. 610 00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:38,378 Just this one. 611 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:39,640 What? 612 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,511 I've been human ever since you came back. 613 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,339 That's why when you ask me to change, 614 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,559 I always say no because I cannot. 615 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,734 I'm sorry. 616 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:48,084 It's the truth. 617 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:59,007 Will you marry me? 618 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,314 What? 619 00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,098 You're the love of my life, Harry, 620 00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:04,709 whether you're alien or not. 621 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:08,582 Yeah, sure, okay, my parents are gonna be very, very angry 622 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:11,499 'cause they're super racist against humans, but... 623 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:18,636 But there is something else that I need to ask you. 624 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,682 You want me to stay in human form to you. 625 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:23,424 When you are Avian... 626 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,081 I don't find it as... attractive? 627 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:32,127 It's very intimidating, like a vulture. 628 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,868 Hmm. 629 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:37,785 Or like a too eager duck who bites your finger 630 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,221 instead of the bread. 631 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:41,267 Harry, look, I-- 632 00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,138 I want you to be comfortable with me. 633 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:46,054 If you want me to just have one measly vagina, 634 00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:47,708 that's what I'll do. 635 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,232 You would do that for me? 636 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:55,108 - So? - Oh, my God! 637 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:01,113 Do I get down, then? - I think. I don't-- 638 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:02,505 I feel like we get down and you're up. 639 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:05,073 - I don't know. It feels weird. - I just... 640 00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:07,510 yes! I will marry you! 641 00:28:07,511 --> 00:28:08,729 Great! 642 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,731 - Hello! - Oh, hello! 643 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,955 How racist are your parents? 644 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:18,652 Hmm. 645 00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,741 Pretty racist. 646 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,012 What about one with all of the colors? 647 00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:32,144 Yes. 648 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:34,189 That's for sure what you should do. 649 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:36,975 And I'll do maybe, like, this light doo-doo. 650 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:38,628 Mm-hmm. 651 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,108 All I know is, I think 652 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:42,676 my maid of honor will be my sister. 653 00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:44,765 - Okay. - Who will be your best man? 654 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,898 - Asta. - Hmm. 655 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,421 Cool. 656 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,684 Kind of weird that your best friend is a woman, but... 657 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:54,820 Dad? 658 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,475 That is your father? 659 00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,651 Dad, what are you doing here? 660 00:29:01,652 --> 00:29:03,262 Well, hello, Mr. Heather. 661 00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:04,654 I can--. 662 00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,395 Son of a bitch! 663 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:09,485 - Dad, no! - No! No! 664 00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:11,270 It's a different time, Dad! 665 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,534 Oh, you think I care what Mrs. Carmichael says? 666 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:17,058 She can eat a dick. 667 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:20,105 I don't want your money, and we don't need your money. 668 00:29:20,106 --> 00:29:22,716 Wait, wait. He's in the rafters! 669 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:25,197 He's in the rafters! 670 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:29,201 Sir! 671 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:32,595 I just want to say I understand that you're upset. 672 00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,946 But I look forward to the moment 673 00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:38,732 that I actually get to call you Dad. 674 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:41,213 Dad, stop it! 675 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:43,084 Come on! Come on! 676 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,085 Where are you? 677 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:48,829 I haven't touched her cloaca. 678 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,050 I promise! Ow! 679 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:05,541 Yeah, sorry, no drunks after closing. 680 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,108 Come on. 681 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:10,590 Can't a guy just stop by to help an old friend? 682 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:12,897 Can. Never has. 683 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:15,247 What are you doing out so late? 684 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:18,859 I was just out taking a walk to clear my head 685 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,730 and listen to my thoughts. 686 00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:22,384 I tried that once. 687 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:24,691 Not a fan. 688 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:28,956 You know what I was thinking about, actually, was, uh... 689 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:32,961 that night that you came over to tell me I was abducted. 690 00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:43,666 I think that I was abducted by aliens on that camping trip. 691 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:46,845 Then and, like, a million times since. 692 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,239 I think that you were right. 693 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,416 That doesn't sound like me. 694 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,856 D'Arce, I know that you know something. 695 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,424 And maybe--maybe you felt weird talking to Kate about it 696 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:03,817 and that's why you didn't, 697 00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,471 but you know that you can talk to me. 698 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:08,256 Yeah, I know. That's why we're talking now. 699 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:10,519 Hello! How are you, sir? 700 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,130 How is the weather today? 701 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,567 How are your stocks? Are they up? Are they down? 702 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,003 No, come on. I'm serious. 703 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:19,703 I mean, you know that you can be yourself around me. 704 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,705 Yeah. 705 00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:25,621 I know. 706 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:27,188 How do you know I'm not? 707 00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:29,888 The you that I know is pretty blatantly honest. 708 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:34,892 Remember in high school, you told me how you felt about me, 709 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,850 and I felt the same way, but I was just 710 00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:39,592 too scared to say anything. 711 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,420 But you weren't. 712 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:44,466 This is that, okay? 713 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:49,907 So if there is anything that I need to know about 714 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,822 that you're not telling me... 715 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:57,915 anything, even if it's about aliens... 716 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,920 I need you to please tell me. 717 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:05,661 No. 718 00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,012 Nothing. 719 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,102 You swear? 720 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:16,542 I swear. 721 00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:20,285 On Mrs. Fontaine's Ford Fiesta. 722 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,418 Vomit comet? 723 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,947 Yeah. Yep. 724 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:37,781 Okay. 725 00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:43,264 Have a good night. 726 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:09,247 Hello? 727 00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:10,422 Juje? 728 00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:12,511 What? 729 00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:14,295 You up for a drink? 730 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:15,775 Yeah. 731 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:18,604 I'll meet you at the 59. 732 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,096 I'm here! 733 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:39,277 Your dad crapped in the mashed potatoes. 734 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:43,150 I--I bet I could scrape that off the top. 735 00:33:43,151 --> 00:33:45,022 Crap is a game over situation. 736 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,676 You're gonna wanna throw that whole thing out. 737 00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,069 And the bowl. 738 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,551 - Okay. - And the spoon. 739 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,165 Harry, what's wrong? 740 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,995 This isn't going to work. 741 00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:04,824 No, no, no, no. I know my dad was angry. 742 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,087 Obviously, he was so angry. 743 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:09,046 But I think he's been working out a ton, 744 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,309 and that had to be the steroids. 745 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:14,486 He said that if we get married, 746 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:17,881 that you will never see him or your mother again. 747 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,709 I don't care about that. 748 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,320 Yes, you do. 749 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:24,409 You left me because Joseph threatened your family. 750 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:27,455 They obviously mean everything to you. 751 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:29,153 You would lose that. 752 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:32,330 Well, it's worth it if I'm with you, 753 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,071 okay, because we're the family now-- 754 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,595 you, me, the kids. 755 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,169 No. 756 00:34:46,649 --> 00:34:48,086 You're disgusting. 757 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:50,522 What was that? 758 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,176 Oh, I'm sorry. 759 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:56,310 No, I mean--human language is so clumsy. 760 00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:59,879 I meant to say I find you disgusting. 761 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,273 Yes, it's still not great. 762 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:06,103 Your human form is all that I can understand. 763 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,280 You are too great to have to live with someone 764 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:11,891 who no longer has the senses to appreciate 765 00:35:11,892 --> 00:35:15,068 everything that you are. 766 00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:17,723 My visual spectrum is restricted. 767 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:23,207 I can no longer smell you with my entire body. 768 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:26,558 My taste is muted. My touch is numb. 769 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:30,823 Your true form makes me want to vomit. 770 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,913 Well, if I make you sick, the kids can eat it. 771 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,307 We can make this work. I know we can. 772 00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:37,525 No. 773 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:40,659 You deserve to have what we had before. 774 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:45,229 I can no longer give you that. 775 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:46,752 I am only what is left 776 00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:49,058 after everything good has been taken away. 777 00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:51,539 No. No, that is not true. 778 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,541 You know that it is. 779 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,289 Can you at least tell me one more of your poems? 780 00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:05,336 Say it in your language. 781 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:08,166 I've always found it so beautiful. 782 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,431 I would do anything for you. 783 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,698 I was upset. 784 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:49,048 I took things personally and overreacted. 785 00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:51,486 And I apologize. 786 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,183 Okay. 787 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,620 Wow, very efficient of you. 788 00:37:55,621 --> 00:37:57,143 I've honed my skills. 789 00:37:57,144 --> 00:38:00,015 What you want in a partner is a constant willingness 790 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:01,190 to improve. 791 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:02,496 I agree with that. 792 00:38:02,497 --> 00:38:05,282 But--and don't worry. 793 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,415 I'm not asking you to believe in aliens, okay? 794 00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:09,808 We don't have to believe in the same things, 795 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,636 just like we don't agree on everything. 796 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,812 Hell, I can think of lots of things we don't agree on. 797 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:15,335 Crème brûlée is delicious. 798 00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,337 It's disgusting. 799 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:22,429 Anyway, I need to keep the people that I love safe. 800 00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:24,649 So... 801 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:28,217 even if you don't believe me, please believe this. 802 00:38:28,218 --> 00:38:31,569 What you are up against 803 00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:34,354 is the most dangerous thing in the world. 804 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,965 So I need you to promise that 805 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,402 while you're out there investigating, 806 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:41,100 that you're gonna be extra careful. 807 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:43,929 'Cause I can't-- 808 00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:46,148 I can't lose you. I couldn't stand it. 809 00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:48,021 I promise. 810 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,502 Okay. 811 00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:57,159 Now, um, what was that thing you said before? 812 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,772 Something about loving me? 813 00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:02,904 Oh, well, I mean, I-- 814 00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,558 I don't know. Maybe. I say lots of things. 815 00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:05,907 You love me. 816 00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:10,738 I mean, if that's what you heard, then... 817 00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:15,135 that's what you heard because that's what I said. 818 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,964 I love you. 819 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:20,444 I love you too. 820 00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,883 - Okay. - Okay, then. 821 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,452 Okay. 822 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:33,500 I thought being honest with Heather about who I am 823 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:35,850 would make me feel better. 824 00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:39,811 But now I feel worse, and so does she. 825 00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:42,770 Maybe this is why humans hide how they feel. 826 00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:46,426 Being your true self hurts too much. 827 00:39:57,438 --> 00:40:00,571 Oh, don't worry. It's almond milk. 828 00:40:00,572 --> 00:40:04,489 I cannot believe I hate cow milk so much. 829 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:11,233 But then I hate myself for loving almond milk this much. 830 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,322 I'm a basic bitch. 831 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:14,976 You're human. 832 00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:16,500 That's all. 833 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:18,589 And I'm proud of you. 834 00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:20,417 You know, it can't have been easy, 835 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,809 but you did the right thing. 836 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:23,855 You put Heather's needs above your own. 837 00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:27,467 It's like you did with Jay. 838 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:28,600 Yeah. 839 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:35,475 You must truly love her and your birdlings. 840 00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:39,784 But now I'm sad all the time. 841 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:41,916 Being human is horrible. 842 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:45,616 It can be, yes, when things get bad. 843 00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:49,620 But then they get good again. 844 00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,186 When? 845 00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:55,190 Um, I-- 846 00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,018 I can't tell you exactly. 847 00:40:57,019 --> 00:41:03,895 But things get bad, but then they get good. 848 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:06,071 And bad. 849 00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:08,900 But then good. 850 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,510 Everything is a cycle. 851 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,033 It's like the tide. 852 00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,296 When I think about the tide, 853 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,690 I think about the moon that makes it 854 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:19,693 and how it is full of stolen babies. 855 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,652 Yeah, um, 856 00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:23,610 I've had a lot of trouble looking up at the sky 857 00:41:23,611 --> 00:41:25,177 these days too. 858 00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:28,007 But things will get good again? 859 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:33,446 Yes. 860 00:41:33,447 --> 00:41:35,492 They always do. 861 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,198 Bye. Thank you. 862 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:49,549 I don't even like these pants. 863 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:50,768 It doesn't matter, okay? 864 00:41:50,769 --> 00:41:51,899 We're gonna take them back in three weeks 865 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,510 when you outgrow them. 866 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,250 You hungry? - Yeah. 867 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:57,383 But I'm actually going to eat ice cream with Sahar. 868 00:41:57,384 --> 00:42:00,429 All right, I love you. 869 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:03,041 Be safe, okay? 870 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:04,346 Ooh! 871 00:42:04,347 --> 00:42:06,698 I'm gonna go get us some cookies for later. 872 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:11,919 Hello. Uh... 873 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,444 I will take two boxes of the mints 874 00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:17,534 and two of the lemon, please. 875 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,927 - That'll be $18. - Okay. 876 00:42:19,928 --> 00:42:21,886 Great. There you go. 877 00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:23,540 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 878 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,542 And here's your change. 879 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,891 Thanks. 880 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:29,154 And this is yours too. 881 00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:34,116 It's from your neck. 882 00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:38,598 We don't even need that implant to watch you. 883 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:40,469 We're watching you anyway. 884 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:42,123 Always. 885 00:42:42,124 --> 00:42:45,518 So if you think you can get away from us, you're wrong. 886 00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,607 Because we're here. 887 00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:49,348 We're everywhere. 888 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,793 Enjoy the cookies.